Tom Gueli

Tom Gueli

Favorite films

  • Mothra vs. Godzilla
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Thing
  • Forrest Gump

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  • Garden State

    ★★★

  • A Cadaver Christmas

    ★★½

  • Tremors 3: Back to Perfection

    ★★★

  • Tremors 2: Aftershocks

    ★★★½

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  • Garden State

    Garden State

    ★★★

    It seems like people are on polar opposites of the world with their opinions on this. Cliche claptrap and tripe, or brilliant feels masterpiece.

    I think it’s fine. I laughed a little a couple times. I want to hug Natalie Portman. I get it. It also IS a little bit of claptrap. So, you know…you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have…

  • A Cadaver Christmas

    A Cadaver Christmas

    ★★½

    For what it is, there's a fair amount to admire in A Cadaver Christmas, and it's hard to want to really criticize it very much....but it's not so good. It's not BAD, actually, but it's not great.

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  • My Soul Is Slashed

    My Soul Is Slashed

    ★★★

    Imagine you're in charge of greenlighting movies, and someone comes up to you and says "Okay. So, a salaryman who's just trying to make a living selling pharmaceuticals starts getting suspicious of his company so the company kills him, but as he's on the operating table fighting for his life he gets a blood transfusion from Dracula so then after he's cremated, his daughter puts her blood on his bones, and then a year later he comes back to life…

  • Twilight of the Cockroaches

    Twilight of the Cockroaches

    ★★★½

    It’s hard to properly summarize my thoughts on Twilight of the Cockroaches because it’s a layered movie that leaves you with a lot to think about.
    My initial reaction was that it’s a call to arms for Japan and not mistake the armistice with the US with the United States having done them a favor. All we did was lose interest in eradicating them, but that day will one day come when we decide we’ve had enough of the way…

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