Favorite films

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Oh my god this was so geniusly disturbing. Like I watched this and I need to kill myself now (not actually, sorry Cody). But this was so fucked

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  Frozen II 2019

  ★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  Elsa having a lesbian awakening and self discovery journey and Anna contemplating suicide

Popular reviews

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  Peter Pan & Wendy 2023

  ½ Watched 29 Apr 2023

  Oh look!  Floating shit! And it’s sparkling with pixie dust!

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  The Count of Monte Cristo 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Apr 2024 1

  Guys this went so fucking hard.  Watch me do this to those who’ve wronged me, you know who you are

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