Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Secret of the Wings 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Unironically the best movie

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 26 Jan 2025 1

  I don’t think I can express how much the fact that this is up for 13 oscar’s pisses me off. Why is it a musical? All the songs are terrible and genuinely it is just a boring and shitty movie. I hated all the characters and holy shit why was it so long. If this wins best picture I’m going to bomb everything. Literally just oscar bait.

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023 1

  Emerald Fennell has done it again! Absolutely mind blowing, captivating and completely and utterly fucked. Some of the most lovely cinematography I’ve seen in a while, beautiful, beautiful use of lighting. And of course thank you Barry Keoghan for showing us your dick for the entirety of the final scene

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Minus one star because he never said i vant to svuck your bvlood.

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