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The Brutalist 2024
Oof. A sprawling, self-important, self-indulgent wank-off. Beautiful cinematography, but Jesus Christ, three hours plus with a mandatory intermission means you better deserve that time. It did not. Sadly exactly the kind of movie the industry tends to lavish with praise. It gave me the ick.
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Gladiator II 2024
Just re-release it under the name Coliseum Sharks and call it a day.
If you love the OG Gladiator and hate CGI, this might be your favorite hate-watch ever.
I want my money and two and a half hours back.
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All of Us Strangers 2023
This is one to see alone, in the darkest corner of the theatre. A humble and quietly perfect reflection on grief, love that comes too late, and love that comes just in time. Andrew Scott is beyond praise, as is the writing. I can’t even start my car up. I am just sitting here hooked up the universe.
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The Girls from H.A.R.M.! 2000
You should see this one just to see Jenn Mattern as a 1990s tech savant turning dials on a cardboard box studded with vacuum accessories and soda caps
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