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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  An insatiably concupiscent virgin brings on the near destruction of the human race with her wild fetish. Not sure if I hated it or loved it. What I do know is that I could have spent those two hours enjoying a succulent Chinese meal.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2024

  Satisfyingly sinister. The regular change in aspect ratio was mildly annoying but achieved its purpose.

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  Goat breaks up family. More plot holes than a honeycomb.

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