Jess Patton

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Spiral: From the Book of Saw 2021

★★★★ Watched 15 May 2021

While you as a common viewer may not enjoy this film, I as a saw film lover was thoroughly entertained by this film. There were flaws, I wish there was more Samuel L., and the pacing was a bit honestly too fast, it feels like they really had to strip some stuff for the 93 min run time, but in the end, the saw film lover in me was happy the whole time. I am aware that me saying this makes this review kinda useless, but it still is my review.
In the Earth 2021

½ Watched 21 Apr 2021

It’s like the director saw MidSommar and said “I could do that”; could not do that.

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020

Watched 11 Feb 2020 1

This film gets a 0 because Harley doesn’t have a girlfriend. Didn’t even see the movie, but I know she doesn’t, so 0.
Boys of Abu Ghraib 2014

★ Watched 08 May 2020

Ah yes, because some white soldiers were so kind and talkative to the pakistani political ene- i mean TERRORISTS! This was absolutely horrible. The only clever thing was the recreation of some of some of the Abu Ghraib Photos.