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  Ted 2012

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  got 56 minutes in and realized, i could just stop watching this. no one is making me finish this shit show. i am not the target audience for this homophobic 2012 disappointment

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  Zathura: A Space Adventure 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  i love kristen stewart i wish she wasn’t frozen for the majority of the movie

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  Challengers 2024

  ½ Watched 14 May 2024 1

  i seriously cannot even begin to understand the hype that this movie has. now, i don’t like tennis, but i am gay and i like zendaya so i thought i would give this movie a chance. FIRST, the director or writer or someone most definitely had a foot fetish, there are so many bare feet shots in this movie?? like wayyyy more than average? SECOND, the techno and gospel soundtrack had me confused and horrified, and removed what little emotion…

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  Twisters 2024

  ½ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  this movie was fucking ass compared to the original. literally the only cool part of this movie is the fire tornado moment. glen powell has a very punchable face and every time he was on screen i could only think about how much he looks like a douchebag

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