Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  ★ Watched 15 Nov 2024

  Tom Green is a menace, and this is by far one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen.

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★ Watched 22 Jun 2024

  A bad caricature of itself

Popular reviews

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  The Conversation 1974

  ½ Watched 29 Apr 2021

  I spent the longest two hours of my life forcing myself to finish this self-important chore. This entire film has about nine minutes of plot. The grand payoff to the insipid mystery is somehow even more infuriatingly dull than the mystery itself. I'm not against slow-burning character studies, but for the love of god, when NOTHING happens for the vast majority of the runtime, I just can't do it.

  One of the top reviews here described this as a "heart-stopping…

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  Cruel Instruction 2022

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2022

  The subculture around these corrupt behavior reform schools is a horrifying rabbit hole that I invite everyone to dive into, and this film does a solid job of representing the sort of experience that is far, far too common.