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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Not sure which was worse - the poorly written ChatGPT script, the badly painted Zuckerberg villain or the $3 CGI budget. The crumb of Sebastian Stan is what carried this to a two star review though
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012
It was fine? I know it’s an ongoing joke that the LOTR movies are long, but seriously… this did not need to be 3 hours long.
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Lonesome 2022
I can see what they were going for with the My Own Private Idaho-esque shots of the characters sitting still throughout the movie, but this fell completely flat.
Felt like this movie followed the “we’ve got a terrible script, we need the characters to be naked in every scene to make up for that” rule card.
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