Jessito

Jessito

Favorite films

  • iCarly: iGo to Japan
  • Bedtime for Bonzo
  • The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
  • Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!

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  • Heart Eyes

  • The Seed of the Sacred Fig

    ★★★★

  • Companion

    ★★★½

  • Police Story 2

    ★★★½

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  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    It's been a while since I walked out of a movie. I don't think I've ever seen a more generic, cookie cutter movie. An extra half star for the cast. They deserved better

  • Pixote

    Pixote

    ★★★★½

    Beyond uncomfortable. This is the third straight movie about foreign children yet they've all said the same thing.

    Brazil, I love you.

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  • Lola

    Lola

    Even when movies are absolutely horrible, I try to find something I enjoy about them. The cinematography was pretty good and the acting was average which warrants an additional half a star. Everything else though.....

    It's one thing to think of poor people like this but it's so much worse to view them like this and do absolutely nothing to help. Instead of using your billionaire family's wealth to help those in need, you create an ignorant, exploitive, and offensive movie about something you could have never lived through. This was nothing more than a vehicle to self fellatio. Whoever worked on this should be ashamed.

  • Bloodsport

    Bloodsport

    ★★

    This movie holds a special place in my heart because my dad and I have watched this a million times but goddamn is this movie ASS