jesse

jesse

Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Out of the Blue
  • Tokyo Fist
  • May

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  • Sweet As

  • Zero Day

  • Mickey 17

  • Hard Truths

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  • Sweet As

    Sweet As

    The twink looked like pre-bleached hair Troye Sivan.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    Nothing new but it was fun. Like a cute little mashup of The Host, Snowpiercer and Okja. I will suspend disbelief on cloning equipment but not on icey-isopod to English translation. How'd they do that. Why a pigeon mascot? I was looking forwards to a threesome with a side of selfcest (who typed that). ALSO I was waiting for him to climb on mama creeper and ride her through the snow like Paul Atreides. Also was waiting for a surprise Song Kang-ho cameo, alas.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    Littlest Pet Shop fancasts (from my childhood collection):

    Tashi: #664
    Art: #520
    Patrick: #662

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    Look at my lawyer dawg, I’m wearing lingerie under my bathrobe and waiting for him in bed 🤣🤣🤣