Jesse Vargas

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Just your friendly neighborhood geek who loves to get lost in the world of cinema.

So let's talk movies, preferably with some snacks!

Favorite films

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • I Am Easy to Find
  • The Substance

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  • The Assessment

    ★★★½

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

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  • The Assessment

    The Assessment

    ★★★½

    This is a performance showcase more than anything else, but a great showcase at that. Alicia Vikander and Elizabeth Olsen are finally in a movie together and the payoff was worth the wait.

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    Not bad or unwatchable, but severely disappointing considering we're this far deep into the mcu.

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  • The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    ★★★★½

    You're a child. An infant. You're mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness, and warmth when I'm shivering cold. And his kiss still thrills me even after a millennium. His heart overflows with a kindness which this world is not worthy of. I love this man beyond measure, reason; he is not my boyfriend. He's all, and he's more.

    - The Old Guard

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★★

    I'm still fucking sweating y'all!

    I can't remember the last time I called a friend while watching a movie just to scream and hangup the phone. So intense!