Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Man with the Golden Gun 1974

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I love when Bond abuses women. Honestly this ones pretty good. Brilliant set design.

  VILLAIN: three-nippled circus assassin and his little butler
  SCHEME - have a monopoly on solar power
  SETTING: China
  LADIES - 2. One while the other was hiding in the closet. 
  NEAR DEATHS -death by sumo wrestler. Escape by grabbing his ass
  OTHER - pushes a kid off a boat. Convertible car plane

  Always zone out during the chase scenes. Bond movies would be half an hour shorter without them.

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  Uptown Girls 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  B2b bird drug addict

Popular reviews

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  George of the Jungle 1997

  ★★★ Rewatched 14 Sep 2022

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  Madagascar 2005

  ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Jun 2024 6

  Imagine you get caught having just like the most ferocious lick of your homies ass cheek - how do you play it off?