Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Joan Rivers would’ve loved the substance.

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Serving record keeper at all times.

Popular reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025 1

  Harry got his ass beat, bars on windows and no food after the Dobby cake incident… that bony bitch would be getting throttled ON SIGHT if that was me.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Nosferatu in his scene with Ellen… the yearning good lord! . Lily-Rose Depp was perfectly disturbed. Costuming was intricately beautiful and Bill Skarsgård speaking Dacian… a dead language. LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!

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