✨Jess✨

✨Jess✨ Patron

I’m just a girl, sitting in front of a screen, asking to share my shitty movie opinions

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The Favourite
  • Lady Bird
  • Bound

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  • The Cat in the Hat

    ★★★½

  • Fargo

    ★★★★

  • Beautiful Boy

    ★★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

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  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    ★★★½

    Adult me is relating way too heavily to Sally’s to do list

  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★★

    Steve buscemi being described as kinda funny looking is my favourite ongoing bit in this entire movie

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  • Venus in Furs

    Venus in Furs

    ★★★½

    I was very confused for like half of this, I don’t really know if that was the point or if I shouldn’t have chosen to watch this movie at like 1 am.

    It looked cool though and I’m a sucker for cool cinematography and set design.

  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★★★

    The devil works hard but lesbians work harder