Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  bitch they should’ve gotten that oscar

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  The Hating Game 2021

  Watched 20 Feb 2025

  how did they manage to fit every single trope possible into a single movie

Popular reviews

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  The Dead Don't Hurt 2023

  ½ Watched 29 May 2024 1

  THIS WAS THE MOST BORING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. ODEON SCREEN UNSEEN I AM NEVER TRUSTINGBYOU AGAIN. FUCK YOU. I WAS HELD HOSTAGE. MY WHOLE ROW WAS FULL I COULDNT LEAVE. I HATED THIS. I HATE MEN. FUCK OFFFFF

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  ★★ Watched 05 May 2024

  why was this so long. i only watched for ella purnell and she was barely in it. WHYYYYYY. i wanna see ella purnell with bangs ponytail tanned muscle tee for 2.5 hours rather than them shooting stupid zombies. im disappointed. ella purnell i love you. ella marry me. ella so beautiful. ugh ella purnell 😻

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