JessVanessa

JessVanessa

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  • The Bronze

    ★★

  • Civil War

    ★★★

  • The Book of Clarence

    ½

  • The House of the Spirits

    ★★★

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  • The Bronze

    The Bronze

    ★★

    That scene was too long 🫨….and not needed.

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★

    Interesting film, the young main character girl irritated the crap out of me. Like girl go home you keep getting in the way and dragging everyone down ….🙄

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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ½

    I wish i could give it less than half a star like .5% of half. 


    Home girl was spoiled super privileged , went to private school, middle class, thought she was edgy and unique (whilst having the interests of the average pretentious High-school Art kid), fits the average female beauty standard , thought she was suppressed, self victimized……”Her life is sooooo hard.”……typical privileged kid problems. 

    Her mama right she was ungrateful. Her mama wasn’t even that bad they just bicker…

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★

    They over detailed, over saturated and overly obsessed with the appearance of this film that it ended up looking like cheap electronic store Tv Video reels in order to show clients the ‘image quality” of the display tv screens. Also……Ansel Elgort’s singing is so flat he makes my two day old Coca Cola fizz, and he’s stiffer than a two headed taxidermy Cow in a museum of Midwestern Oddities.

    If Spielberg is gonna recreate a classic Hollywood remake at least put the effort into having the Casting Directors get Actors who can sing, dance and act……not actors auditioning for the role of ET *cough* Ansel *cough*

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