Geoffrey

Geoffrey

I am verbose. You have been warned.

Favorite films

  • Gremlins

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  • The Car

    ★★★★

  • Mark of the Devil

    ★★★

  • Love Slaves of the Amazons

    ★★½

  • Eye of the Cat

    ★★

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  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★

    I love this film's opening scene, as our killer's female prey adeptly evades him by running and hiding like a normal, intelligent person instead of stumbling, screaming and floundering in ways horror fans are accustomed to but still annoyed by. The eventual kill is very satisfying, but sadly, the film diverts from a simple, splattery premise to offer way overwrought character development in following a pair destined to spar with our titular monster. At one point a TV announces a…

  • The Slime People

    The Slime People

    ★★½

    Green slime monsters come popping up from a hole in the ground and wield spears for some reason. They like killing people, There is a lot of fog that obscures everything to a greater degree than what I imagine the inexperienced filmmakers intended. Eventually, salt saves the day.

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  • Mr. Crocket

    Mr. Crocket

    ★★★½

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  • Daisies

    Daisies

    ★★★½

    In a time of war two friends, Marie and Marie, don't ask themselves what they can do for the wealthy old men who wage war, but what wealthy old men can do for them. Living a bohemian lifestyle inside the city, ignoring employment or any other of life's obligations, they spend all their time together, either in their apartment or at the public pool looking for well todo senior escourts. Once they've convinced a gentleman he's hit the lech lottery,…

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