Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bird Box 2018

  ★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2018

  it had its moments but there is absolutely no reason this movie had to be TWO FUCKING HOURS LONG

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  The House That Jack Built 2018

  ★★½ Rewatched 28 Nov 2018 2

  i honestly feel embarrassed for myself for paying to see this omg what was i thinking

Popular reviews

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  Zathura: A Space Adventure 2005

  ★ Watched 21 Jan 2018

  i woke up from my nap thinking about this movie for the first time in about 10 years wish i knew why

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  Waterworld 1995

  Rewatched 21 Jun 2018

  tonight im thinkin about how Kevin Costner demanded the VFX crew edit out his receding hairline for this movie