Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  RACHEL ZEGLER MY QUEEN!!! 
  was not bad. it was whimsical and fun, at least when gal gadEW wasn’t on screen. 

  
  people need to learn to be more joyful in their lives and just enjoy semi crappy movies ESPECIALLY when it comes to musicals. people who hate on musicals don’t know how to have a good time. i said what i said. 

  i think the most joy you can get out of a movie is a proper musical, with heaps of dancing and constant singing.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  slay the house boots down houston im deceased! 
  cunty cardinals
  cunty outfits 
  cunty sisters 
  cunty cinematography

  also ralph fiennes walking while holding a turtle is me btw 👩🫳🐢

Popular reviews

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  Uglies 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Sep 2024

  keith powers slayed his role as the lesbian prevention guard

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  Priscilla 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  i really want to drink coke out of a coca cola bottle with a stripy straw.

  i also really want to punch elvis in the face and then kick his head, and then maybe push him into a pit of snakes… but that might be kinda mean to the snakes.