Jared Facemyer

Jared Facemyer

Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Jaws
  • Jurassic Park
  • Pulp Fiction

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

  • Kindergarten Cop

    ★★★½

  • Joe Versus the Volcano

    ★★½

  • Jacob's Ladder

    ★★★½

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    The cinephile in me wants to say Licorice Pizza is my favorite movie of the year…the dork in me wants to say it’s this fan service Spoderman shit.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★½

    I mean what did the critics expect? A layered and artistically written script a la Pulp Fiction? Absolutely not. Godzilla vs. Kong delivers on its title. And it’s absolutely balls to the wall crazy. But some of the stuff makes no sense, and that’s okay because sometimes we all need a break from serious movies and real life. Really though, two 90,000 ton monsters fighting on top of a ship and the ship doesn’t sink?! What the fuck? Wait a…

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  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma

    ★★★★

    One of the scariest non horror movies you will ever see. I’m sure you’ve already seen this documentary recommended on Netflix. Which is ironic considering the focal point of the movie. Just watch it and let it speak for itself. You will be terrified.

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    I guess I was a little misled by the trailers. I was expecting some more shocking revelations on par with Inception and Interstellar. And I was left feeling there was more style (action, effects, usage of time travel) over substance (characters, themes). Still, there’s enough technical achievement and interesting concepts to make me want to return at some point. It feels good to have grown as a movie fan to not overhype a film just because Christopher Nolan made it.…

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