Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Also fell asleep. Not a knock on the movie just pretty tired that day

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Turned it off in 30 mins don’t think this counts but who is counting here anyway

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ½ Watched 21 Jul 2023 2

  More like hey Barfie 

  To quote Parker McDaniels simply a “Hilary Clinton joint”  

  I want to eternal sunshine that out of my brain 

  This is the worst thing I have ever seen I don’t know what to do with myself except 

  TINI TIME 🍸 

  Alright we got an update 
  There is a google Barbie ad - enough said 

  But jk  this is so much…

  
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  TKTKTK

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  Margaret 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Sep 2023 1

  A true opera 😭

  W/ traumatized teenage ambulance chaser tragic Lisa 

  10/10 on the narcissism and brutal lack of self awareness of a teenage girl 
  10/10 teenage mother/ daughter relationship 

  10/10 *screams* shut up you moralistic cunt 

  Also cheers to Gerry, syd, and Roman all back together 💋