Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Guy Ritchie's The Covenant 2023

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  literally forgot I watched this. very stupid but dar salim is kinda goated

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  Holes 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  forgot how hilarious jon voight is and how hot sigourney weaver is. still a banger and kinda hilarious that andrew davis solely directed b-tier adult action thrillers besides this

Popular reviews

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  Enemy of the State 1998

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  lol idk man maybe tony scott just isn’t for me

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ½ Watched 28 Dec 2022

  i love when (disturbingly online) rich people tell me that other rich people are bad by making really shitty media for my broke ass to consume