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Recent reviews

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  Incident at Oglala 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2025 1

  Welcome home, Leonard Peltier.

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  Here 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Nov 2024 1

  It's completely fucked up that this is one of my favorite movies of the year and I am forever doomed to follow up my saying so by adding, “No, not the Robert Zemeckis movie.”

Popular reviews

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  Chairman of the Board 1998

  ½ Added 15

  CONAN O'BRIEN: You are making a movie with Carrot Top, right?

  COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I made a movie with a Carrot Top.

  NORM MACDONALD: Wait a minute, she left Melrose Place to make a movie with Carrot Top?

  CONAN O'BRIEN: That's where I'm going with this, my friend. What's the movie going to be called?

  NORM MACDONALD: I know what's it's going to be called.

  CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah? What's that?

  NORM MACDONALD: If its got Carrot Top in it, you know…

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  Malcolm & Marie 2021

  ★ Watched 06 Feb 2021 11

  It's just the dumbest irony that Cassavetes worked his way up from nothing, scraping whatever acting money he could find, even mortgaged his home, to make personal film after personal film that when looked at as one giant statement ultimately reaches the artistic conclusion that the only thing that matters in the end; is love. Only for that to repeatedly inspire a fucking clown parade of legacy kid dipshits to make movies that consist entirely of couples arguing as a shortcut to being taken serious.