John Frankensteiner

John Frankensteiner

Wannabe No Waver | Wet Streets Cinema Enthusiast

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Ran
  • The Green Ray
  • Trust

Recent activity

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  • Incident at Oglala

    ★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★

  • Black Gravel

    ★★★½

  • Here

    ★★★★

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  • Incident at Oglala

    Incident at Oglala

    ★★★★

    Welcome home, Leonard Peltier.

  • Here

    Here

    ★★★★

    It's completely fucked up that this is one of my favorite movies of the year and I am forever doomed to follow up my saying so by adding, “No, not the Robert Zemeckis movie.”

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  • Chairman of the Board

    Chairman of the Board

    ½

    CONAN O'BRIEN: You are making a movie with Carrot Top, right?

    COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH: I made a movie with a Carrot Top.

    NORM MACDONALD: Wait a minute, she left Melrose Place to make a movie with Carrot Top?

    CONAN O'BRIEN: That's where I'm going with this, my friend. What's the movie going to be called?

    NORM MACDONALD: I know what's it's going to be called.

    CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah? What's that?

    NORM MACDONALD: If its got Carrot Top in it, you know…

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    It's just the dumbest irony that Cassavetes worked his way up from nothing, scraping whatever acting money he could find, even mortgaged his home, to make personal film after personal film that when looked at as one giant statement ultimately reaches the artistic conclusion that the only thing that matters in the end; is love. Only for that to repeatedly inspire a fucking clown parade of legacy kid dipshits to make movies that consist entirely of couples arguing as a shortcut to being taken serious.