Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  threesome with robert pattinson and robert pattinson

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  Enemy 2013

  Rewatched 05 Jul 2024

  threesome with jake gyllenhaal and jake gyllenhaal

Recent reviews

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  Hot Rod 2007

  Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  laughed so hard i got a headache

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  High Life 2018

  Watched 09 Mar 2025

  robert pattinson double checks to make sure he gets to cum in the movie before he even considers the role

Popular reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  Rewatched 18 Aug 2024 1

  detective loki is by far jake gyllenhaal's hottest character

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  Watched 27 Feb 2025

  one of those movies that goes on way longer than it should. could've been a decent hour and 30 minutes. i thought after that hour and 10 minute mark, the movie became a drag.
  also hated every bit of romance this movie tries to stuff down the viewers throats. bob dylan was an asshole who treated women poorly (from what i gathered from this film) but just happened to be a great musician. nothing interesting there.