Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Novocaine 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This was gore porn. There are some funny moments but not a ton and it’s so ridiculously gorey for no reason.
  I haven’t seen a junk food movie like this in a while. I can’t exactly describe it but the writing is actually charming in that extremely generic, quippy way where the good guys ultimately prevail and face no consequences. It will get randomly sentimental which is just funny and they have an extremely strict adherence to Chekov’s gun; everything mentioned will show up in act II to a ridiculous degree.
  Idk it isn’t a good movie but I had some fun.

• 

  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Holy cannoli, what a film!

  Really impressive how engaging this film is because on paper it would seem really boring. The plot is super tense and engaging, and the price brings up several thought provoking ideas.

Popular reviews

• 

  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025 3

  I feel like I’ve been giving too many four star plus reviews recently, but what can I say I really love this one and can’t think of anything really wrong with it.
  So first off this is literally me and Patrick Mills. Well not really but exaggerated versions of us. Joking aside, I actually related a lot to both main characters, David, with his awkwardness, yet idealistic sentimentality, and Benji with his insecurity and eagerness to voice himself. I love…

• 

  Cloud 9 2014

  ★ Watched 13 Jan 2025 1

  This film walked so challengers could run. I will not elaborate.

Following