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  Deepwater Horizon 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I stand by my previous rating. Movie title was dropped very very early in this film you could not miss it which is nice. JANE THE VIRGIN?! crossover of the century. it’s cool that they don’t pump the oil the oil wants to come out. just a brutal evening to win a safety award then take a shower. 

  Big oil bad?

  my favorite character was derrick. I’d most likely have handled this the same way mark did but possibly even…

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Good songs. SLOW BURN alert. very similar to barbarian pace wise but i found this much more tolerable. female missionaries are the way all churches should go. i’d at least hear them out. super mediocre jar jar binks impression. classic simulation theory movie. interesting that its simulation hypothesis is that right? i’ve never heard it called that. it’s cool that this was purely a theological kidnapping and not a sexual one. cage room cage room. left with some lingering questions but this film wants you to leave with questions.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Beginning thoughts:
  Indian Paintbrush? cancel them.
  This film was built for kevin spacey 
  lots of politics for a film about a ton of guys vying to be my least favorite part of orange juice.
  you release your bowels when you pass those guys would not be just chillin with that body
  why all the yarmulkes? 

  Being a cardinal seems dope. lots of wealth in the Vatican. Also i think women would want you more. it’s like being married on steroids.…

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  Turbo 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  wowowowowow i feel i was give purpose once more. this film has reignited my passion in animated movies. losing my marbles over how awesome this movie was. snail in indy 500 WHAT A CONCEPT! ratatouille level idea i wish i was in the room for that pitch meeting. snoop as a snail. what a voice. also side plots and character relationships really make this one special. tacos? big boned brothers? sign me up. that said like it couldn’t actually happen.…

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