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The Tragedy of Macbeth 2021
Sorry but this movie was made for me and me only glad the rest of you enjoyed it tho.
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Mulan 2020
The acting is a crock of shite. The music is indecipherable from Disney’s other orchestral mud. They talk about chi like it’s the fucking Force. It doesn’t know if it wants to be a bad fantastical adventure, a bad gritty war drama, or a bad homage to wire-stunt Kung fu movies.
I’m honestly impressed. Disney made a movie with an all Chinese/Asian-American cast, and STILL managed to make it the whitest stale loaf of bread I’ve seen this year.Translated from by -
Midsommar 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Remember that part when their friend screams bloody murder and you see each of the characters, one at a time, hear her and collectively go “damn that’s crazy” and then go back to making meat tarts? I relate to that girl.
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