John Held

John Held

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Manhunter
  • Blue Velvet
  • Tron

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  • Heathers

    ★★★½

  • Control Freak

    ★★★

  • Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

    ★★★½

  • The Monster Club

    ★★★½

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  • Heathers

    Heathers

    ★★★½

    Kids are so dramatic

  • Control Freak

    Control Freak

    ★★★

    Was Robbie watching Mr. Crockett?

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★

    Shoulda been called "The Bored-ge" amIright??

  • Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

    Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

    ★★★½

    HE JUST LEFT.........WITH NUTS!

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