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Postcard From Earth 2023
I feel bad praising a monument to Satan in a city whose sole industry is degeneracy and irresponsible excess. But the sphere was a cool experience. Let the lesson be to just make imax a little better aspect ratio wise so no cinephile needs to make a pilgrimage to this piece of shit city
Ironically detracted by the oddly heavy handed storytelling about forever growth construction (completely lost on an audience of builders during the week of the international builder…
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Y Tu Mamá También 2001
Latin American movies be like “life is beautiful” and then just be about getting underage boys to have gay sex with each other
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Reagan 2024
Was a little out of it for this one. All I remember is Jon Voight getting fired from the KGB for including weird fantasies about him and the Gipper having hot gay cowboy sex in all his briefings, the length of which caused a cost overrun in paper so large that it precipitated the fall of the Soviet Union. And also when young Ronnie is about to get his ass beat by some neighborhood ruffians and his mom says in…
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