Jordan

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save me from the film bros

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Promising Young Woman

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  • Cruel Intentions

    ★★★½

  • First Daughter

    ★½

  • Sabrina

    ★★★

  • Through My Window 3: Looking at You

    ½

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  • Cruel Intentions

    Cruel Intentions

    ★★★½

    Why don’t trashy movies serve cunt like this anymore?

  • Through My Window 3: Looking at You

    Through My Window 3: Looking at You

    ½

    In my defense I started this after taking a lot of gummies....the more sober I become, the more disappointed i am with myself for watching all 3

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★½

    It was fine until the edibles wore off and I wasn’t high enough to ignore how it’s so obviously written by a white man. 

    …also is no one gonna mention the pedophelia?

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    ½

    I saw this against my will

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