Favorite films

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  Heretic 2024

  ½ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  Can’t even remember when I saw this but this is just a really tweaked out conspiracy theorists, coexists bumper sticker having ass mf saying what Kendrick said best in his song PRIDE:

  “I’ll take all the religions and put em all in one service, just to tell ‘em we ain’t shit but he’s been perfect”
   
  This movie is that but way less cool and meaningful,, just more stressful
  Stop letting white ppl direct shit like this i really dgaf diva this read like a Reddit thread on r/conspiracies and those are way more fun to read

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  When I say I’m tweaking know it’s in an Ellen fiending for some d!ck type of way 

  She held that plague of a creature like some chump who came in 0.2 seconds,,,, the martyrdom of women proceeds generations upon generations their willful suffering is never ending 

  With that being said I’ll need every single frame of this film printed out 24x36 right now Robert I’m on ur ass 

  I have no more thoughts this was perfection I will be rewatching and debriefing with the fellow freaks who enjoy this

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  If tennis is like a relationship then are we the cucks watching??? 

  I was upset when the twinks stopped kissing, tease of full frontal from both,, the angle where Art was dripping sweat over the camera was so necessary…. The camera work at the end felt like we were getting tagged teamed…

  Um yeah this review isn’t about tennis

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2024

  This is the best movie I've ever seen in my life.

  13 y/o me is jumping for joy (yes the one who made a stop motion short film with a Godzilla figurine, no I won't shut up abt it I'm proud of it now) „ it's all the bad bitches and their baddie friends !!!

  
  Gojira the monster that you are, the monster who ate a star oh how I adore you so

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