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  The Batman 2022

  ½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Shitty comedy you might get ten minutes into

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  I do not have the emotional capacity to give this a proper rating. Well done, if you're a freak of nature that can watch requiem for a dream on repeat this film is just for you

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  Band Aid 2017

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  I have never felt so seen in my life. Genuinely a work of art. So much to say, but I’d rather share

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  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2024

  Absolutely horrible, but enjoyable.

  P.s. if you want to see Justin Long in a completely different light, this movie got his most mentally challenged side

  Danny Devito is the same and glamorous, as always 

  Jonah Hill is still idly sitting by as his Hollywood stereotype is perpetuated. Almost like I could see the internal conflict of being in the movie being projected through his mannerisms.

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