Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Love Hurts 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Marshawn Lynch unsurprisingly was the only thing about this movie I really liked.

• 

  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Maybe the corniest ending to a movie ever. Also the dancing scene made me want to rip my fucking head off and use it as a bowling ball.

Popular reviews

• 

  Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Absurd levels of yearning throughout this movie

• 

  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  Someone needs to put a basketball in that human-alien baby’s hands

Following