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  The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  this is a movie, alright! you need a lot of brain storage to soak it all in. donnys’ teeth put you in a disturbing incestuous trance if you aren’t too careful. i feel the need to bark, then get rich???

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  Fractured 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  my toes are hurting, i was on them the whole fucking time. i just must be a dumbass because this movie blew my dick off. the silence that was needed after watching this movie was the worst 2 minutes of my life.

Popular reviews

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  Hunt for the Wilderpeople 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Aug 2023

  ahhh ricky baker ahhhh ricky baker! this movie feels so warm i want to eat it up so my belly’s warm

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  The Boogeyman 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Jun 2023

  your average scary movie. the ending was expected, it’s not really over like you thought.

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