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  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★

  • Sick of Myself

    ★★★★

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

  • Trolls Band Together

    ★★★★½

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  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★

    Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire promises an epic showdown between the two titans, and it delivers some truly spectacular action sequences that will make any kaiju fan's heart race. Watching Godzilla unleash his atomic breath while Kong swings around skyscrapers like a colossal gymnast is nothing short of exhilarating.

    However, for all its visual splendor, the film stumbles in several key areas. The human characters, once again, feel like mere background noise. Their storylines are thin, and their dialogue…

  • Sick of Myself

    Sick of Myself

    ★★★★

    "Sick of Myself" is like if "Mean Girls" and "Fight Club" had a baby, and that baby decided to pursue a career in attention-seeking stunts. The film follows a woman who's so desperate for the limelight that she willingly inflicts bizarre maladies upon herself. Think of it as "Jackass" meets "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," but with more existential dread and fewer camera-friendly smiles.

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★½

    I’m sorry but you give me big ship battles and a great score and I can’t help myself

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    I think this movie is a masterpiece. The cinematography is amazing, the acting wonderful, and the score delightful. I was so impressed with how real the effects felt. None of this The Hobbit CGI. Things felt practical and it didn’t cost $300 million to make

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