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Recent reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2023

  Wish spidey could web my eyes shut on this one. I’ve heard there was an adderall shortage so might be able to give this guy a break. But I guess all it takes these days is to overstimulate the audience so much that their brains fry and they forget that this movie was a mess. And head to letterboxd and rate it 5 stars. First 30 mins were good. The rest needed to go to the chopping block

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  Miss Congeniality 2000

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2023

  Alright so I wasn't buying the love story at all
  They never even liked each other.
  The dude was a pig and treated woman like shit
  And slaps her ass when they aren’t even a thing yet
  And for some reason she's entirely into him. I feel like that's sending the entirely opposite message of the whole movie
  And that he likes her after she dolls up and is a fragile little female, but not that bad ass Tom boy bitch she is normally which is how she is normally and the part that he should love. 

  Alfred hard carried undoubtedly

Popular reviews

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ½ Watched 31 Jan 2021 2

  I mean, this is not good. I think i would have enjoyed it more if she had jumped out of the car and just died. Instead the viewer has to suffer as much as she does in the movie. Bad!

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  My Girl 1991

  ★ Watched 07 Jul 2021 1

  DNF stands for 2 things in this case. Did not finish and Disturbingly not Fun. I wish I could punt that little girl to outer space

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