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  Bright 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  THIS MOVIE DESERVES A SEQUEL. I don’t know if it’s the Autism or what but I’ve seen this movie so many times and have loved it more with each rewatch. Something about the mix of modern life and fantasy itches a special part of my brain

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  Ready Player One 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  This movie has gotten a bit cornier as I’ve gotten older, but it still has that sense of magic that enthralled a younger me even today. A very enjoyable watch that I’ve seen more times than I care to acknowledge

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  Halloween Kills 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Peak cinema, easily a top three movie of my entire life. I would slime out my homeboy for the chance to watch this fresh again. Yes Jay I mean you

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