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  Love Hurts 2025

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  if they didn’t talk at all and it was just ke huy quan and marshawn lynch beating the shit out of each other for an hour and a half this would be a 5/5

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  i’m just like patrick in the sense that i would walk a mile for a camel and the only thing i could love more than zendaya is a taylor ham egg and cheese bagel

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2024

  longlegs is a must-see for little girls born on the 14th of any month, and people who voted blue in ‘92.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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