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  The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This movie fucking sucks. I love Peter Jackson, I love Tolkien, but wtf are we doing here. Literally nothing happens until over an hour into this movie. I understand they are telling other middle earth stories but this just isn’t the vessel to it. Also it’s a CGI cluster fuck

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  The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Boring at times but then really interesting at others

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  Watchmen 2009

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2024

  Pacing is an issue but very comic accurate. Exactly what I picture when reading Watchmen. Don’t love the changed ending. As Snyder as Snyder gets

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  Dark Phoenix 2019

  ★½ Watched 02 Jul 2024

  Thank god for Sophie turner.  The kids that played Scott summers is good too. Overall bad

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