Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Open Water 2003

  Watched 24 Jul 2021

  can’t believe i watched these bitches swim around for 79 minutes for nothing!!!

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  The Maid's Room 2013

  Watched 27 Dec 2020

  that was the longest kit kat commercial i’ve ever seen

Popular reviews

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  Pledge 2018

  ★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2020

  the only thing scarier than straight white men in khakis is straight white men in suits

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  Misery 1990

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2020

  when she broke his ankles i threw up my protein bar all over my couch :(

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