jlsteller

jlsteller

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • The Thing
  • Blade Runner
  • Whiplash

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  • Thanatomorphose

    ★★

  • No Reason

    ★★

  • Bloody Sin: Abonimations of the Third Reich

    ★½

  • Debbie Does Demons

    ★★

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  • Thanatomorphose

    Thanatomorphose

    ★★

    Watch one movie where the main character is naked for 80% of the film and Tubi is like “Yo! I’ve got so many more movies like this!” 

    With a cover art that looks like a rotting vagina, I had to hit play. The movie is a take on abusive men using a frail woman with no self respect as a sex puppet. (No graphic sex). It’s also a take on promiscuity destroying your soul. It’s also a take on domestic…

  • No Reason

    No Reason

    ★★

    Spoiler: In a nutshell, a heroine addict goes on a killing spree for some reason. Somehow she ends up in a coma where she descends into a hellish dream state to learn some jacked up Sunday school lessons that are hidden in meaning through various escape rooms. She then wakes up, kills what I guess is a cop and then kills herself. It ends with her on an autopsy table dead where she is obviously breathing the entire time. 

    This…

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  • When Evil Lurks

    When Evil Lurks

    ★★★★

    Solid and original. You never know what’s coming next.

    Absolutely worth the watch.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★

    All I knew about this movie before going to see it was that it was very good and was made on a million dollar budget. The budget was actually 15 million, which in today’s dollars (a year later) is only worth 1 million, and the movie was fantastic. 

    It’s a post WWII Japanese nod to the original Godzilla movies. From the effects to the music, everything is just a bit different, and in a refreshing way. There’s practical effects, CGI,…