Favorite films

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  Pig 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2021

  the damn man just wants his pig

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  Anything for Jackson 2020

  ★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2021

  It’s strange watching a movie directed by a prolific Hallmark Originals director. Scary at some points, but feels too much like Hallmark horror.

Popular reviews

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2021

  My life feelin’ like a temporal pincer movement lately

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  Cats 2019

  ½ Watched 07 Feb 2020

  My favorite part of Cats is when Jason Derulo’s huge cock and balls fell out of his fursuit.

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