Justin

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Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Before Sunset
  • Spring
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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  • You, Me and Dupree

    ★★

  • Rap World

    ★★★★★

  • Sherlock: The Great Game

  • Sherlock: The Blind Banker

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  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★★

    One of the (few) downsides to borrowing movies from the library is that they have been handled and used by many others before you. In this case, the disc was scratched. Two of the scenes wouldnt play without crashing my disc reader, and i had to go to youtube to find and watch those scenes. 

    It doesnt happen often (this was the first time in a long time ive had this issue) but when it does, it can be rather…

  • Funny People

    Funny People

    ★½

    This film is indeed about Funny People! Dare I say, Apatow-esque? (a phrase i have coined)

    As the great Charlie Kaufman wrote in his seminal work Antkind (via B. Rosenberger Rosenberg), "I do not expend much energy on American films, as they are generally not worth the effort. I consider the work of Apatow, the Great Exception, as he is known among we enlightened few."

    Kaufman then describes a scene from This is 40 (another veritable Apatow masterpiece), and with stunning accuracy, might…

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  • The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

    The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

    ★★

    This feels like something they wouldve shown us on Halloween in elementary school

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    Now, I am become gay, the sucker of penis