Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Fear Street: 1666 2021

  ★★★★ Rewatched 29 Jun 2022

  who would win: the literal devil and his army of psycho killers or a single high school lesbian obsessed with her gf? 

  Het Score: -10/10 (rip sarah fier. she died as she lived: for the pussy)

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  Kajillionaire 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Jul 2021

  “wear more clothes you’re making everyone feel uncomfortable” has the same vibes as “get out of my school”

  Het Score: -10/10 (oh my god this shit is so gay. its even gayer upon rewatch. jesus christ the way melanie looks at old dolio is gonna make me pass out)

Recent reviews

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  D.E.B.S. 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  i will never not be grateful for this movie’s existence. it truly feels like a miracle in a lot of ways. DEBS you will ALWAYS be loved. always ❤️

  Het Score: -10/10 (THEEEEEE enemies to lovers yuri of all time)

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  it’s 1am. i am drunk on three glasses of Apothic Red. glinda and elphaba are so yurious. life is beautiful.

  Het Score: 3/10 (historians will say they were two best friends sharing one short day in the emerald city)

Popular reviews

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  Friends & Family Christmas 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2023

  lesbians and fake dating and humberly gonzalez…. they know me so well. cute ass movie it had me giggling and kicking my feet. 

  Het Score: 0/10 (amelia was soooo down bad she’s literally so real i get her on a fundamental level)

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  Nimona 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jun 2023 2

  outstanding adaptation of an outstanding graphic novel. so, so glad this didn’t end up getting scrapped. loved the animation style and of course nimona is my everything. glad i got to see this in theaters but can’t wait to rewatch once its out! 

  Het Score: 1/10 (love wins but +1 point for todd)