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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2023

  What the actual fuck.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Def not part of the target audience

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  Tall Girl 2019

  ★½ Watched 09 Jun 2023

  A surprisingly deep and extremely empowering movie. The fact she had to wear size 13 Nikes… men’s size 13 Nikes, is absolutely devastating. If you took a shot every time she mentions her shoe size you’d have 3 shots which is a lot more than you’d expect. Her outfit at the climax of the movie was very fucking ugly, she looked like god damn shakespeare and Britney griner combined. Many of the tall jokes were amazing and I will be adding them to my lexicon. Other than that the acting was awful and the script was painfully bad.

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