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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  They should have made RPats fuck himself. 

  Bong Joon Ho is a coward.

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  One Oscar for Adrien Brody’s limp penis please

Popular reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  They should CGI Timothee Chalamet into more historical footage.

  Archival footage that would be improved by a CGI Timmy C:

  Storming of Normandy
  That video of the college kids drinking in their New York apartment, then that girl screams and the camera pans to show 9/11
  MLK assassination
  JFK assassination 
  Lee Kuan Yew on the BBC explaining why imperialism is bad (TC is LKY)
  Those interviews with the British public where they give them new crisp flavours and ask them…

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Jesus Christ it’s just fucking brilliant isn’t it

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