Hunger Games are just Nat Geo: human edition. And puh lease David Attenborough would be homeless if he had to go against my guy Lucretius. First thing I’d do if I had a totalitarian regime would be giving the Flickermans full control of all hosting gigs. Name one project that wouldn’t benefit. The Kardashians? Fox News? Fallon? The monopoly that dynasty would grip in its chokehold.
Rewatched with mom and realized some act 2 screen time should’ve been diverted to…
Part 1: revenge-seeking old man stalks quirky (not weird) girl and manipulates her loved ones to burn her to the ground. Idk why no one was disturbed when defamation man just showed up at her house chatting up her grandma??
Part 2: 🌸🥰👰♀️🏃🏽♀️🍳💍🐴 …and I ate that shit up.
I can’t get over the fact that the mayor had to tell everyone to stop slut shaming Julia Roberts. But the “you flirt with anything male that moves except maybe coral”…
Would coriolanus and sejanus’s ship name just be anus? Regardless remember betrayal is a bird best served in record mode. Anything is possible with the right sugar (bf’s) daddy! Also if the mayor’s daughter gets your sloppy seconds you might as well start collecting swamp potatoes buddy :(
I’ve never heard a louder collective audience groan than after he pulled that “What are we?” bs - smh girl was doing all the work behind bars. The ball was fumbled so hard that he needed to channel Eminem to save it and STILL swamp potatoes win again. Never bet against veggies!
In an alternative universe, Ferris Bueller lets himself go and raises a Pepsi household (jail). The anti-rom com rom com chemistry was laird - much like lasagna! JLaw carries the movie on her thighs. Only gentrification and mannys could dislike this.
