Joanie

Joanie

Dwindling off in the twilight realm of my own secret thoughts. Films are mad decent I guess.

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • The Last Movie
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • One Last Shot

    ★★★★½

  • The Emoji Movie

    ★½

  • North

    ★★

  • Money Plane

    ★★★

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  • One Last Shot

    One Last Shot

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ★½

    this is child film slop on par with lego movie (maybe a little better)
    blandly watchable in a way that might shock and dismay you
    almost trans. almost.

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  • The Pest

    The Pest

    ★★

    This would be counted among the good-bad film elites if it wasn't such a fucking DRAG. Good lord.

  • Birdemic: Shock and Terror

    Birdemic: Shock and Terror

    ★★½

    half my life watching birdemic, unbelievable

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