Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Got to see yaasified Kristen Stewart and I love how nothing happens in these films

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Literally feel asleep when Jake and Edward were measuring dicks. boring ass movie

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  Hopeless romantic BDSM is not dead!
   
  And a powerful reminder to match each other’s freak!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 10 Dec 2024

  why would you waste a younger you on being a nurse and recruit people to an experiment

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